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- 2011 Smack-Off XVII
Winners
- 1995 J.T. The Brick
- 1996 Jeffrey E. DiTolla Esq.
- 1997 Doc Mike DiTolla
- 1998 Steve Carbone
- 1999 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2000 Doc Mike DiTolla
- 2001 Silk in Huntington Beach
- 2002 Jeff in Richmond
- 2003 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2004 Iafrate
- 2005 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2006 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2007 Sean the Cablinasian
- 2008 Iafrate
- 2009 Brad in Corona
- 2010 Vic in NoCal
- 2011 Brad in Corona
Highest Rated Calls
- 4.20 Greg in Vegas
- 4.17 Sean the Cablinasian
- 4.16 Greg in Vegas
- 4.12 Jim in Fall River
- 4.10 Sean the Cablinasian
- 4.08 Brad in Corona
- 4.05 Sean the Cablinasian
- 4.04 Kerwin in Riverside
- 4.03 Jim in Fall River
Lowest Rated Calls
- 1.67 Nezrin
- 2.04 Sheryl in Austin
- 2.06 Ray Ray in Tampa
- 2.10 John in Syracuse
- 2.14 Gangsta Chick in Sacramento
- 2.17 Boatie in Pearland
- 2.19 Vinny Mac in Des Moines
- 2.19 Rusty in Houston
- 2.22 Quinn the Car Fixer
Alphabetical Listing of Callers
- A.J. in Tampa Bay
- Aaron in Boise
- Aaron the Parrot
- Adam in Pacific Beach
- Andre the Hairdresser in San Diego
- Bill in Knoxville
- Blair in Denver
- Boatie in Pearland
- Bob in Anaheim
- Bob in Omaha
- Bobby in Brooklyn
- Bobby in Providence
- Boone in Pasadena
- Boston Phinn
- Brad in Corona
- Brendan in Wilmington
- Casey in Vegas
- Cathy in Sacramento
- Cecelia in San Diego
- Chad in Dove Canyon
- Chad in Portland
- Chris from Cougar High
- Chris in Albuquerque
- Christian in Kansas City
- Chuck in Phoenix
- Corey in Ann Arbor
- D.J. in D.C.
- Dan from Cleveland
- Dan in D.C.
- Dave F. in Denver
- Dave in Irvine
- Dave in Placentia
- Dave in St. Louis
- Dean in Huntington Beach
- Doc Mike DiTolla
- Don in NoCal
- Dorian in Inglewood
- Ed in Stockton
- Eddie in Oklahoma City
- Efrem
- Erin in Ottawa
- Gabe in Stockton
- Gangsta Chick in Sacramento
- Gino in San Antonio
- Greg in Portland
- Greg in Sun Valley
- Greg in Vegas
- Greg the Cockroach
- Iafrate
- Irie Craig
- Israel in L.A.
- J.D. in Nashville
- J.T. the Brick
- James in Syracuse
- Jay in L.A.
- Jay in Youngstown
- Jay Mohr
- Jeff in Chapel Hill
- Jeff in Jacksonville
- Jeff in Miami
- Jeff in Richmond
- Jeff in Vancouver
- Jeff on a Carphone in Phoenix
- Jeffrey E. DiTolla
- Jim Harbaugh
- Jim in Crapchester
- Jim in Fall River
- Jim in Omaha
- Jim in San Diego
- Joanie in NoCal
- Joe in Lemon Grove
- Joe in New York City
- Joe in Orange County
- Joe in San Diego
- John in C-Town
- John in L.A.
- John in Syracuse
- John Ondrasik
- Jonathan in Syracuse
- Jordan in Vista
- Josh in Grand Rapids
- Julie in Portland
- Justin in Boise
- Kent the Bonecutter in Clarksville
- Kerwin in Riverside
- Kevin in Providence
- Lamar in San Antonio
- Lance in La Costa
- Larry in Knoxville
- Larry in Orlando
- Larry the False Wanker in Riverside
- Lear in Annapolis
- Lisa in Green Bay
- Lisa in Indy
- Mac in San Antonio
- Manny in Oxnard
- Marcel in Calgary
- Mark in Boston
- Mark in Buffalo
- Matt in Denver
- Megan in Sacramento
- Mike in Indy
- Mike in Orlando
- Mike in Providence
- Mike in San Diego
- Mike in Wichita
- Mitch the Rat in Wichita
- Nezrin
- Oliver in St. Louis
- Oren in Denver
- Otis in Austin
- Paul in Sioux City
- Pete in Anchorage
- Peter in Sacramento
- Pointdexter in Houston
- Quinn in San Antonio
- Quinn the Car Fixer
- Rachel in Houston
- Raider Mike
- Randy in Indianapolis
- Ray Ray in Tampa
- Renee in Rochester
- Rich in Anaheim Hills
- Richard in West L.A.
- Rob in Tampa
- Robin in Boulder
- Ron in Huntsville
- Ron in San Diego
- Rupert in NoCal
- Rusty in Houston
- Scott in Hollywood
- Screaming Mike in Vegas
- Script Fu
- Scrooge
- Sean the Cablinasian
- Sean the Kiwi
- Sheryl in Austin
- Silk in Huntington Beach
- Smooth Joe in Hollywood
- Steve Carbone
- Steve Elkington
- Steve in Chicago
- Terrence in Sierra Madre
- Tim in Toronto
- Tim McKyer
- Tobin in Chapel Hill
- Tom in Green Bay
- Tom in Lincoln
- Tom Tolbert
- Tommy in Detroit
- Tracy in Torrance
- Trapper in Dana Point
- Tyrone
- Vic in NoCal
- Vinny Mac in Des Moines
- Voz in Omaha
- Wayne in Tucson
- Wesley in Loma Linda
- William in San Diego
- Willie in Kansas City
Smack-Off IV
April 10th, 1998
The fourth annual Smack-Off was won in a controversial decision by the show's call screener, Steve Carbone. Though California was still heavily represented, syndication continued to diversify the caller pool. In his debut performance, Sean the Cablinasian represented Houston with a fourth place finish.
Another debut performance didn't go as well. NFL quarterback Jim Harbaugh, a Baltimore Raven at the time, was invited based on his solid smack during interviews and calls to the show. Apparently his smack well ran dry on Good Friday and the resulting call lives in infamy:
Romey, it's good to be on the Smack-Off. I just want to say thanks for taking my call and uh, I'd like to wish everyone out there a happy holiday an uh, I don't really have a lot of smack to say today. It's a uh, holiday and a day of peace and harmony, kind of like Fuzzy and Tiger playing in The Masters. But uh, I want to wish everybody and their families a happy holiday, except for some of your clones that don't really have families and are behind on their child support payments like your boy Sean in Syracuse, tell that clone to get a life.
Rome's Response: "I'll try to do my best to cover that up, but I don't think I'll have a prayer. I will pray for you Jim. That was a good take, good take. The callers are not going to be kind."
Results for 1998
| RANK | ORDER | HOUR | SEG | POS | RATING | VOTES | CALLER (AUDIO LINK) | dDNF | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2.10 | 8 | John in Syracuse
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cUNR | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3.25 | 4 | Jeff on a Carphone in Phoenix
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cUNR | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2.83 | 4 | Raider Mike
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a3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3.39 | 17 | Gino in San Antonio
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cUNR | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2.62 | 4 | Dean in Huntington Beach
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b10 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3.42 | 20 | Terrence in Sierra Madre
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dDNF | 7 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2.26 | 5 | Pointdexter in Houston
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a7 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2.72 | 7 | Lisa in Green Bay
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a4 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3.54 | 39 | Sean the Cablinasian
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cUNR | 10 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2.77 | 9 | Boston Phinn
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cUNR | 11 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2.94 | 4 | Jonathan in Syracuse
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a6 | 12 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3.74 | 45 | Kerwin in Riverside
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a9 | 13 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3.46 | 30 | Bobby in Brooklyn
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dDNF | 14 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2.47 | 3 | Efrem
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cUNR | 15 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2.54 | 2 | Julie in Portland
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dDNF | 16 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 2.59 | 3 | Gabe in Stockton
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dDNF | 17 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2.59 | 3 | Aaron in Boise
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cUNR | 18 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3.57 | 22 | Greg in Vegas
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cUNR | 19 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2.83 | 4 | Manny in Oxnard
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a8 | 20 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 3.13 | 6 | Jeffrey E. DiTolla
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cUNR | 21 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2.72 | 4 | Silk in Huntington Beach
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cUNR | 22 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2.29 | 53 | Jim Harbaugh
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dDNF | 23 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2.94 | 7 | Irie Craig
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cUNR | 24 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 2.54 | 2 | Scott in Hollywood
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dDNF | 25 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2.34 | 3 | Pete in Anchorage
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a2 | 26 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 3.45 | 14 | Iafrate
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dDNF | 27 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2.64 | 6 | Trapper in Dana Point
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a5 | 28 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3.36 | 10 | Doc Mike DiTolla
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a1 | 29 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4.00 | 141 | Steve Carbone
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Table Legend:
Rank = Caller's ranking as determined by Rome and the crew
Order = Order in which the calls took place
Hour = Hour in which the call took place
Seg = Segment within the hour
Pos = Position within the segment
Rating = Average rating of the call as determined by user vote, on a 1 to 5 scale
Votes = Number of votes cast for each call, used to determine the Rating
Caller = Name of the caller, clicking on the caller's name will allow the user to listen to the call
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COMMENTS
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Absolutely brutal.
Re: Call from Jim Harbaugh
Posted by Guillermo on April 8th, 2011 at 12:59
k-smack spittin' kash like uh atm!!!
Re: Call from Kerwin in Riverside
Posted by willie allen on May 16th, 2012 at 18:18
