History of the Smack-Off

Last Updated: April 10th, 2011

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Smack-Off IV


April 10th, 1998

The fourth annual Smack-Off was won in a controversial decision by the show's call screener, Steve Carbone. Though California was still heavily represented, syndication continued to diversify the caller pool. In his debut performance, Sean the Cablinasian represented Houston with a fourth place finish.

Another debut performance didn't go as well. NFL quarterback Jim Harbaugh, a Baltimore Raven at the time, was invited based on his solid smack during interviews and calls to the show. Apparently his smack well ran dry on Good Friday and the resulting call lives in infamy:

Romey, it's good to be on the Smack-Off. I just want to say thanks for taking my call and uh, I'd like to wish everyone out there a happy holiday an uh, I don't really have a lot of smack to say today. It's a uh, holiday and a day of peace and harmony, kind of like Fuzzy and Tiger playing in The Masters. But uh, I want to wish everybody and their families a happy holiday, except for some of your clones that don't really have families and are behind on their child support payments like your boy Sean in Syracuse, tell that clone to get a life.

Rome's Response: "I'll try to do my best to cover that up, but I don't think I'll have a prayer. I will pray for you Jim. That was a good take, good take. The callers are not going to be kind."


Results for 1998

RANK ORDER HOUR SEG POS RATING VOTES CALLER (AUDIO LINK)
dDNF 1 1 1 1 2.10 8 John in Syracuse 
cUNR 2 1 1 2 3.25 4 Jeff on a Carphone in Phoenix 
cUNR 3 1 2 1 2.83 4 Raider Mike 
a3 4 1 2 2 3.39 17 Gino in San Antonio 
cUNR 5 1 3 1 2.62 4 Dean in Huntington Beach 
b10 6 1 4 1 3.42 20 Terrence in Sierra Madre 
dDNF 7 1 4 2 2.26 5 Pointdexter in Houston 
a7 8 2 1 1 2.72 7 Lisa in Green Bay 
a4 9 2 2 1 3.54 39 Sean the Cablinasian 
cUNR 10 2 2 2 2.77 9 Boston Phinn 
cUNR 11 2 3 1 2.94 4 Jonathan in Syracuse 
a6 12 2 3 2 3.74 45 Kerwin in Riverside 
a9 13 2 4 1 3.46 30 Bobby in Brooklyn 
dDNF 14 3 1 1 2.47 3 Efrem 
cUNR 15 3 1 2 2.54 2 Julie in Portland 
dDNF 16 3 1 3 2.59 3 Gabe in Stockton 
dDNF 17 3 1 4 2.59 3 Aaron in Boise 
cUNR 18 3 2 1 3.57 22 Greg in Vegas 
cUNR 19 3 2 2 2.83 4 Manny in Oxnard 
a8 20 3 3 1 3.13 6 Jeffrey E. DiTolla 
cUNR 21 3 3 2 2.72 4 Silk in Huntington Beach 
cUNR 22 3 4 1 2.29 53 Jim Harbaugh 
dDNF 23 3 4 2 2.94 7 Irie Craig 
cUNR 24 3 4 3 2.54 2 Scott in Hollywood 
dDNF 25 3 4 4 2.34 3 Pete in Anchorage 
a2 26 4 1 1 3.45 14 Iafrate 
dDNF 27 4 2 1 2.64 6 Trapper in Dana Point 
a5 28 4 2 2 3.36 10 Doc Mike DiTolla 
a1 29 4 3 1 4.00 141 Steve Carbone 

Did Not Call:

A.J. in Tampa Bay
Aaron the Parrot
Boone in Pasadena
Chad in Dove Canyon
J.T. the Brick
Jay in L.A.
Jay in Youngstown
Jim in Omaha
Jim in San Diego
Larry in Orlando
Randy in Indianapolis
Rich in Anaheim Hills
Rob in Tampa
Robin in Boulder
Ron in Huntsville
Ron in San Diego
Rusty in Houston

Ancillary Audio:

Rome breaks down the top 10
Steve discusses the big win

Table Legend:
Rank = Caller's ranking as determined by Rome and the crew
Order = Order in which the calls took place
Hour = Hour in which the call took place
Seg = Segment within the hour
Pos = Position within the segment
Rating = Average rating of the call as determined by user vote, on a 1 to 5 scale
Votes = Number of votes cast for each call, used to determine the Rating
Caller = Name of the caller, clicking on the caller's name will allow the user to listen to the call

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Absolutely brutal.

Re: Call from Jim Harbaugh

Posted by Guillermo on April 8th, 2011 at 12:59



k-smack spittin' kash like uh atm!!!

Re: Call from Kerwin in Riverside

Posted by willie allen on May 16th, 2012 at 18:18